Teacher:art ki copy me train bnao me 5 min me aa rai hun. 10 min bad aa k kaha kahan hai:-
student:ap late ho gai hain train 5 min pehlay chli gai hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 590 views

women

A man was invited for dinner at a friend's house. Every time the host needed something, he preceded his request to his wife by calling her "My Love", "Darling", "Sweetheart", etc., etc. His friend looked at him and said, "That's really nice after all of these years you've been married to keep saying those little pet names." The host said, "Well, honestly, I've forgotten her name."

by inayat khan (few years ago!)

Cigrate Aur Sardar Jee

SARDAR Apne Baap K Saamne Cigrate P Raha Tha…

1 Aadmi Bola:
Oye Baap K Saamne Cigrate P Raha Hai..?

SARDAR: To Baap
Konsa Petrol Pump Hai Jo Urr Jaiy Ga..?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar

Pathan: Aaj mai bus ke peche bhagty howe ghar tak aya hon, owr karaye ke 20 rupey bhi bacha leye.
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2nd Pathan: Tum boht bewakof ho, Rekshe ke peche bhagty tu 80 rupey bach jaty

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pakistan vs angreez

Pakistani moli kha raha tha pas se angreez guzara us ka hath laga aur moli hath se gir gai.
Angreez:sorry
pakistani:sari chor me tujhe aadhi bi nai dun ga

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha

Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha bechna tha.

Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya: Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)