Chali gai hai

Teacher:art ki copy me train bnao me 5 min me aa rai hun. 10 min bad aa k kaha kahan hai:-
student:ap late ho gai hain train 5 min pehlay chli gai hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 612 views
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