Teacher: What Is The Difference
Between Landline & Mobile?

Sardar: Landline Par Number

Hum Ungli Se Dial Karte Han

Aur Mobile Par Anguthe Se

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 980 views

Innocent Girl

A little girl came home from school and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

The mother exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this ... by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little girl replied, "My homework."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pyar me Zuban chup ho

Pyar me
Zuban
chup ho to
Ankhen
Bolti H

Ankhen
chup hon to
Hont
Bolte H

Hont
chup ho to
Dil Bolta H
Or agr Dil
chup ho to
.

.

.

Molvi bolta H
“4 takbeer namaz-e-jnaza frz-e-kfaya”
“ALLAH O AKBAR”
GAME OVER!

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar Ji in Practical Exam

In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

first friend

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya

2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?

ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Good to eat.

Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such
things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you
ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce,
but now it's gone.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)