munna bhai
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great man,
but maa kasam i dont know whois Jayanti.
Koi locha-lafda hoga buddhe ka!
by Abdul Basit (few years ago!) / 969 views
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