Bat meri maan lo.
Hum ko you pagal banana chor do,
bewaja satana chor do,
tumhari to khushbu bi ajeeb c lagti hai,
plz bartan wale sabun se nahana chor do,
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 834 views
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