Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe Call Ki Thi
Pappu-
Miss Aap Ne Kal Mujhe
Call Ki Thi
Teacher-
Main Ne To Koi
Call Nahi Ki
Pappu-
To Phir Mere Mobile
Pe Kyu Likha Tha
1 Miss call..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 568 views
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Ek bahut sundar kuwari teacher ne 4 bacho k thapar mare.
Reactions of students..
Bengali:- sorry mam
Gujrati:- meri kya galti thi mam
Bihari:- sorry mam pr hum kuch ni kiya the
Punjabi:- "Shukar ah Rabba.. aise bahane hathh ta layea Sohneya ne" ;)
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Itne dino baad aaj books kholi to 1 raaz khula.
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Ye ni aata
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Oh teri!!!! ye b ni aata..! :-D
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Ak Mareez Ne Doctor Se Kaha,
Main Ek Month Se 50Rs. Ki Rozana Dawa Kha Raha Hoon
Lekin Mujhe Koi Fayda Nazar Nahi Aa Raha,
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Dawai Dun Ga,
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2nd bencher pehle se:- yaar tunekya likha ?
1st bencher ne kaha -
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