Bhol jane wale ko bad dua
Jo mujhe bhol jae Allah usay zardari jaisi izzat, obama jaisi rangat,nawaz shareef jaisa hair style or ch. Shujat jaisi awaz de. Ameen
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 626 views
Similar Jokes
A girl and Sardar were in love
Larki: Sardar jee ap mairi bilkul parwa nahi hai!
.
Sardar: Oye Pagli ! pyar karnay walay kesi ki parwah nahi karay
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Pathan K Mobile P Raat 2 Baje Phone Aya:
Aap So To Nahi Rahy Thy
Pathan Ghussey Me Bola:
Khabees Ka Bachcha..
Zarori Nahi K
Har Pathan Chowkidaar Ho
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pathan Ko Aik Bandar Mila. Wo Usay Police Station Le Gaya.
Inspector: Isay Zoo Le Jao
Aglay Roz Inspector Ne Pathan Ko Bandar K Saath Bus Stop Pe Dekha
Inspector: Isay Zoo NahiN Le Kar Gaye?
Pathan: Kal Main Isay Zoo Le Gaya Tha, BaRa Maza Aaya. Aaj Hum DonoN Film Dekhnay Ja Rahay HaiN
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Judge To Sardar:
Tumhein Ek Baar Bhi Chori Karte Waqt Apni Maa Ka Khyal Nahi Aya?
Sardar: Main Ki Karaann?
Dukaan Mein Sirf Gents Suits Hi Thay !
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Police wala:tumhara koi mulaqati nai aya kia sub naraz hain?
Qaidi:nai wo pehle hi qaidi hain
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Bhikari Pathan Se: Mujhy Khaany ko Kuch Mil Sakta hai.
Pathan: Kal Ki Roti Kha lo Gay?
Bhikari: G Han.
Pathan: Acha to Phir Kal Time Se Aa Jana
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Sardars Friend:
Yar Kal Meine Kitni Baar Call Kiya,
Uthaya Q Nahi?
Sardar:
Q Uthaun,30 Rs. De Ke Jo Gaana Lagwaya Hai
Woh Kya Tera Baap Sunega
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Africa K Janglat May
1 Wild Life Team Research Karnay Gae.
Ghaat Lagay 1 Sher Ne
Un Pe Hamla Krdia Aur Sab Kø
Khä K��r Wo Aakhri Aurat Ki Tarf Barha Aur Achank
Us K Pairon Main Gir K Haath Jor K Kehne Laga..
Meray Pait May Bohat Dard Horha Hai,
Koi Totka To Batado Zubaida Aapa.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
How Did A Rat Propose A Cat?
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
..
?
?
?
?
?
O Billo Rani
Kaho To Abi Jan Dey Dun
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
ek pagal dusere se:- yaar tuzhe pata hai bharat or hindustan ke beach jang chid gaye hai
dusra pagal:- tu chinta kyu karta hai be...
hum to india mein rahete hai.......
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)