Zubeda apa k zarai totky

Agr sir pr baal na nikal rahy hon to sir pe Engro urea lagayen
jb urea zameen se kaddu nikal skta hai to kadu jesy sir se baal q nhi;-)

Zubeda apa k zarai totky

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