Wife And Pocket
My pocket got picked in the bus today but my wife saved my money,’ said Pappu.
His friend Sonu, full of sympathy, asked, ‘Did your wife manage to catch the pickpocket?’
‘No, no. She was not on the bus,’ replied Pappu.
‘Then how did she save your money?’ inquired Sonu rather puzzled.
‘Oh, she had removed most of the cash from my wallet in the morning!’ replied Pappu.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 852 views
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