Girl ki insult boy se
Girl:me kaisi lag rhi hun ajj
abi beauty parlour se aaye hun
boy:to beauty parlour band tha kia?
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 508 views
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Pakistan ka matlab kia?
BOMB DHAMAKAY OR AGHWA!
yeh tera pakistan hai yeh mera pakistan hai
yeh os ka pakistan hai jo sardar-e-pakistan hai
log kehtay hein k pakistan Zinda Baad!
hum kehtay hai......
pakistan se Zinda Bhaag
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)
Sardar:should i buy ticket to my children also?
Conductor:yes,only if the are above 8.
Sardar:thanks Allah i have only 6 children
by Sabir shah (few years ago!)
Teacher:
10 fruits k name btao…
Sardar:
1 amrood,
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Teacher:
shabash
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Te 1 Saib,
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teacher:good,aur?
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Tey 8 Maaltey…
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A Sardar Jee Proposed A Girl With A Romantic Poetry:
Kutta Maar Giya Razai Vich
Main Pagal Aan Teri Judaee Vich
Pani Tay Machhar Beh Nai Sakda
Sardar Teray Bin Reh Nai Sakda
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa: I Failed in Every Subject Except For Algebra.
Banta: How did you Keep from Failing That?
Santa: No! I didn’t take Algebra.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 admi apne dost k Ghr gya,
bell bjane pr chota sa Bacha bahr nkla.
Admi:
Beta apky Abu ghr pe hn?
Bcha:
Ji wo to bzar gye hn.
Admi:
Acha apny brray bhai ko bulao.
Bcha:
Wo to cricket khelne gya h.
Admi:
Acha tumhari Ami to ghr pe hi hongi?
Bcha:
Ji wo apni saheliyon k 7 Picnic pr gai hn.
Admi: (gussy se):
To beta aap Ghr me Q bethe ho? Aap b kahin jao.
Bcha:
“Mein B apne dost k Ghr aya hua hun”
Admi: Lakh di Lanat Tere Nikky jay tay..
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Sardar Ki Patni Sardar Se Boli
Aap Hazaro Me Ek Hai
Sardar Ne Ek Tappad Mara Aur Pucha Baki 999 Koun Hai?
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Laaloo Prasad:
Itna Sara Log Football Ko
Laat Kaahe Maar Rahay Hain ?
Sardar: Goal Karnay K Liye.
Laaloo: Sasura Gol Hi To Hai
Or Kitna Gol Karengay.Ha Ha
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Ek Dukhi Baap Apne Khas Dost Ko Apna Dukhda Suna Raha Tha.
Baap: “Mere Char Bache Hai, 1st Mba, 2nd Mca, 3rd Phd, 4th Chor Hai”
Dost: “Chor Ko Ghar Se Nikalte Kyun Nahi?”
Baap: “Wo Hi To Kamata Hai, Baqi Sab Berozgar Hai“
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
kehtey hain ek ladkii k padhne say saaara ghar taalim e yaafta hojaata Haii
Lekin
Ladki k college jaaney se jo dus ladke fail hojaatey hain...
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USKA ZIMMEDAAR KAUN.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)