Faqeer vs larki joke

Larki k hath me bachun k pamper ka packt tha

faqeer:kuch de do

larki :maaf karo

faqeer:ye bread ka packet hi de do.

Larki:kal ana jam laga k dun gi

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 763 views
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