Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai

Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai
Suddenly Santa bolta hai: Jaldi chalao, fast nahi to hame kachhe raste se jana parega
Driver: Kyon
Santa: are bewkoof padha nahi, Ye sarak to Haridwar jaane wali hai, pata nahi kabh chali jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 799 views
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