Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai
Santa Delhi se Meerut ja raha hota hai
Suddenly Santa bolta hai: Jaldi chalao, fast nahi to hame kachhe raste se jana parega
Driver: Kyon
Santa: are bewkoof padha nahi, Ye sarak to Haridwar jaane wali hai, pata nahi kabh chali jaye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1069 views
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Girl:mere liye chand la sakte ho?
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