3 cheezen kismat walun ko milti hain,
1.sacha pyaar
2.meetha kharboza
3.kam se kam rakhne wala rishtadar

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1181 views

Yar mein jis larki ko chahta tha,

1st frnd:Yar mein jis larki ko chahta tha,

usne mujse shadi nahi ki

2nd:Tu ne use btaya k tera abu cror pati hai

1st:Btaya tha 2nd.to phr

1st.Usne abu se krli.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Customer to waiter

Customer to waiter: Everyday you charge me money for a cup of coffee. How wonderful it would be if you serve me coffee free of cost today.

Waiter: Sir, everyday you drink coffee from a filled cup. How wonderful it would be if you drink from an empty cup today !!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

RAAZ-Tumhari ankhen ktni hasen hai

RAAZ-Tumhari ankhen ktni hasen hai
Grl-Choro na
RAAZ-Tumhare bal ktne khubsurat hai
Grl-Choro na,Aap B
RAAZ-Itne der se chor hi rha tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha th

Ek pathan apni bhabi ko khob mar raha tha!
Logon ne pucha k tum apni bhabi ko kyun mar rhe ho?

Pathan: Hamara bhabi achi aurat nahi hai.

Logon ne pucha tumhain kaise pata.

Pathan Bola:
O Yara mein jis dost se bi puchta hun k tum kis se phone pe baat ker rahe ho ,Woh yehe kehta hai
TERI BHABI SE !!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

student life

Miss: Aaj tum late kion aye ho? School 7 baje shuru hota hay, itni dair kion ki?
.
Kid: Miss ap mairi itni fikar mat kia karain, log shak karty hain

by inayat khan (few years ago!)