1st frnd:Yar mein jis larki ko chahta tha,

usne mujse shadi nahi ki

2nd:Tu ne use btaya k tera abu cror pati hai

1st:Btaya tha 2nd.to phr

1st.Usne abu se krli.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 793 views

Lady : So, you want to become my son

Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law? Boy: Not really, but I don't see any other way 2 marry ur daughter!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

3 Friends Saath Mein Bethay They

3 Friends Saath Mein Bethay They
1st One:
Yaar Main Itni Garam Chaye (Tea) Peeta Hoon K
Jaisay Hee Ketlee Say Cup Mein Nikalti Hai Mein
Peejata Hoon
2nd One:
Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai Mein To Ketlee Mein He
Tyaar Ker K Ketlee Mein Hee Peejata Hoon
3rd One:
Uhh.. Yeh Konsi Bari Baat Hai
Main To Muh (Mouth) Mein Doodh, Patii Aur
Cheenee (Sugar)
Daltaa Hoon Aur Gas Par Baith Jaatha Hoon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

A dying man's last wish

Wee Hughie was dying.

Tenderly, his wife Maggie knelt by his bedside and asked, "Anything I can get you, Hughie?"
"No" He replied.

"You must have a last wish, Hughie?" asked his wife.

Faintly, came the answer. . . "A wee bit of of that boiled ham over yonder would be nice"

"Ach, man... you can't have that" said Maggie, "You know it's for your funeral".

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Husband & wife were reading books in public library.

Husband & wife were reading books in public library.

Wife stood up go 2 the librarian, and said: Can i go out to photo state some pages of this book.

Librarian:yes!of course,but plz give me ur i.d or 500 Rs. 4 guarantee,

Wife: whats the need 4 it, my husband is there reading book, while i come,

Librarian: that’s right,but we want that reader should leave his/her such thing 4 that he come back compulsory.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs

Teacher: Suppose, I give you 2 dogs. Then I again give you 2 dogs. How many will you have?
Student: 5
Teacher: How?
Student: I have a dog in my house now.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)