Aik dukaan mein daaku

Aik dukaan mein daaku Loot-maar ker raha tha

Daaku ne aik aadmi se poochha ke tum ne mujhe Loot-maar kerte dekha?
Aadmi: Haan

Daaku: Dhuzzzz
Maar diya..

Daaku doosre aadmi se:

Tum ne dekha?
Doosra aadmi: Nahi

Mene nahi dekha Lekin
MERI BIWI NE DEKHA HAI..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 610 views
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