Aik dukaan mein daaku
Aik dukaan mein daaku Loot-maar ker raha tha
Daaku ne aik aadmi se poochha ke tum ne mujhe Loot-maar kerte dekha?
Aadmi: Haan
Daaku: Dhuzzzz
Maar diya..
Daaku doosre aadmi se:
Tum ne dekha?
Doosra aadmi: Nahi
Mene nahi dekha Lekin
MERI BIWI NE DEKHA HAI..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1058 views
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