Beta papa se kahta hai papa mai
Beta papa se kahta hai papa mai jab business karunga to achche achche ke hath me katora pakada dunga.
Papa: kaise?
Beta: Gol gappe bechkar...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 807 views
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