In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!
Saint: I don’t have.
TT: Where do you want to go?
Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!
TT: Come, lets go!
Saint: Where?
TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 601 views

Reasons why Computers are females

Five reasons to believe computers are females :

1.No one but the creator understands their internal logic.

2.The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3.The message 'Bad command or file name' is about as informative as 'If you don't know why I am mad at you, then I am certainly not going to tell you.'

4.As soon as you make a commitment to one,you find yourself spending half of your paycheck on accessories for it.

5.Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa ki bewi mar gai

santa ki bewi mar gai--sardar ji kafan leny gia---dukandar nay kafan ka kaprra dia-----santa kuch bola ,, jisay sun ky dukandar bay hosh ho gia..
santa.. is may aur colors dikawo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Faisla Aapke Haath Me

Love V/s Daaru..
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Love: Pagal Banata Hai.
Daru: Mood Fresh Karti Hai.
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Love: Me Neend Nahi Ati Hai.
Daru: Pee Kar Neend Ach6i Ati Hai. .
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Love: Me Date Ke 2000/-
Daru: 1 Botle K 350/-.
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Love: Me Sabki Suno.
Daru: Pee Kar Sabko Sunao. .
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Faisla Aapke Haath Me.
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Piyo Sir Utha Ke..
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Jiyo Larkharake.. :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

papa

1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat.

by nadeem (few years ago!)

Santa opened a petrol pump

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one
customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)