One Boy to Waiter:
One Boy to Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo,
Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool,
Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh
Rakha Hai Kya?
Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 885 views
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