One Boy to Waiter:

One Boy to Waiter: Hum Yahan Nahi Rahenge, Humare Paise Wapis Karo,

Itna Chhota Kamra Aur Bas Ek Stool,

Tumne Hume Bewkoof Samajh
Rakha Hai Kya?
Waiter: Sir, Kamrey Mein To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 911 views
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