A Doctor giving evidence

A Doctor giving evidence in a courtroom is asked the question "Doctor, can
you tell the court the number of autopsies that have been performed by you on
dead people?"
"All of them were dead" replied the Doctor.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 618 views
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