GIRLs Two Types ki hoti hai
GIRLs Two Types ki hoti hai
1= Boring - Jo dhoop wale din chatri le ke jati hain.
2=Intresting - Jo barish k din jaan boojh k chatri ghar bhool jati hain..;-P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 551 views
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