Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched Diya.
Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched
Diya. Ladki-Tumhre Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi Hai kya?
Santa-kya pata me to subah se Ghar ke Bahar Hu!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 854 views
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