Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched Diya.

Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko ched
Diya. Ladki-Tumhre Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi Hai kya?

Santa-kya pata me to subah se Ghar ke Bahar Hu!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 988 views
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