What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, tension is when girlfriend is pregnant, and panic is when both are pregnant.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 720 views

Some race horses

Some race horses staying in a stable. One of them starts to boast about his track record. "In the last 15 races, I've won 8 of them!"

Another horse breaks in, "Well in the last 27 races, I've won 19!!"

"Oh that's good, but in the last 36 races, I've won 28!", says another, flicking his tail.

At this point, they notice that a greyhound dog has been sitting there listening. "I don't mean to boast," says the greyhound, "but in my last 90 races, I've won 88 of them!"

The horses are clearly amazed. "Wow!" says one, after a hushed silence. "A talking dog."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

When a teacher closes

When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom?
Because there are no pupils to see!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Grace Before Meals

Teacher Now, Johny, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?

L-Johnny No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a
good cook.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

pakistan :P

In USA after rain,

the water disappears in 5 mins.

In Pakistan, afer rain,

the Road disappears in 5 mins.

by @irha@ (few years ago!)

Girls ek dusre ko gift deti hai..

Girls ek dusre ko gift deti hai...

perfume.
earring.
suits.
flowers.
chocolates.

Aur boys.?
.

.
Ye le LADKI ka number...
Bas mera naam nhi aana chahiye!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)