Aay circuit, baapu bole

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 656 views
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Aay circuit, baapu bole

Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?

Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
MAREEZ: Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari Ho Gaee Hai

MAREEZ: Mujhe Ajeeb Si Bimari Ho Gaee Hai,

Jab Biwi Bolti Hai
Toh Mujhe Kuchh Sunai nahi Deta.

Dr. : Yeh BIMARI nahi ALLAH Ki MEHARBANI hai.

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Acha Abbu Main Chalti Hon

Hmari Light To Ab Is Tarha Se Aati Hy FARAZ!:-(

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_// hon phr aaon gi agle hafty.

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Ek Prem Kahani Aisi Bhi

Ek Murge Ka Apni Premika Murgi Ko Kahe Gaye Dialogs Ki Kuch Lines.

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Murgi: “Haye Allah Sachi”

Murga: “Haan-Haan Sachi Janu”

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hum dosti ko pura nibhana jante

hum dosti ko pura nibhana jante hain, zakham tumhare kitne bhi gehre hon… hum dava jaante hain,
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maa - beta mojhe vikram betal ki fils dekhni hai
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Pathan: Mere Mohalley Wale Bohat Kanjoos Hein.

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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
pathan pareshan tha??!!

Pathan: Yara Hum bohat Pareshan hai.
Major Rohail: Kyu Khan Saab?

Pathan: Yara Subah se koi humain,

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by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
Ajeeb howa aik dam

Ek muddat k baad uski call aai

aur

uski awaz suni ,
to dil ne mujh se sawal pocha




aby jaldi pehchan kon c wali hai.

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