Santa to Banta

Santa to Banta – Dr ne kaha tha k tv cabel se bache kharab hote hai aur padhai b nai krte, maine cabel katwa diya,

Banta: Good. Ye to bahut aachi baat hai,

Santa: Ab maine dish tv laga liya hai!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 798 views
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