Sun Light
Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1109 views
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