Patni: Mein toh sochti thi hamara

Patni: Mein toh sochti thi hamara sath janam janam ka hai….lekin swamiji ne kah rahey they ke swarg mein pati patni ko saath rehne nahi dete……

Pati: Darling isiliye usse swarg kehete hai…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 894 views
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