Santa was reading Financial Times. .
Santa was reading Financial Times. . Heading Reads”Microsoft buys yahoo messenger for 8.5 billion”.. He says “O teri, kharida kyun, Download kar leta” :D :D ..LOL
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 965 views
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak mujhse koi ladki nai pati . .
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Ye hai aam jindagi. . .:-|
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Me 20 saal ka ho gaya,
par aaj tak koi ladki mujhe nahi pata saki. . .
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Ye hai mentos jindagi. .
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Teacher Mehnat Karoge
To Kuch Banoge
Sant-Teacher Hamra
Gadha To Itni Mehnat Karta Hai
Magr Wo Ab Tak Kuch Nahi Bana ...;->
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A man said t o his wife one day, 'I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
' The wife responded, 'Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
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Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye
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Dono ne kaha thik hai
1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gaye
2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye
Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola....
Aisa karoge to main nahi jauga.
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washroom gya jb wapis aya to
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/ / 7,up c ?:p
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Yaar General kehta hai k is baar jung computer se larri jaye gi…
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