Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do.
Saheb: Kal aana.
Bhikhari: Saala is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony
mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 791 views

Shaer: O budhe! Ruk!

Shaer: O budhe! Ruk! Main ne tera khoon pena hai.
Budha: Kissi jawan ka ja kay piyyo. Who garm ho ga.
Shaer: Nahain! Aaj mera dil cold drink pene ka ker reha hai.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Why Pakistanis R Ez To Identify

8 Reasons Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone's house.


*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control. :-D

by Hina Ali (few years ago!)

Pathan in P.C.O

Pathan: P.C.O kahan hai?
Aadmi ne ishara kar k bataya.
Pathan P.C.O me gaya, pocket se
mobile nikala or baat kr k bahir aa
gaya.
Aadmi ne poocha “jab aap k paas
mobile tha to aap PCO main kyun
gae”
Pathan: Mere dost ne kaha tha k PCO
se phone karo ge to paise kam lagain
ge :-d

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya

Biwi ne shohar ko phone kiya: kahan hain aap?

Shohar: tumhain who jewellery shop yaad hai jahan tumhain ek diamond ka set pasand aya tha?

Biwi (khushi se): haan haan mujhe yaad hai :)

Shohar: mei us k saath wali shop mein baal katwa raha hon

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Funny

;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HA








;;YAD RAKHO TO DIL K QAREEB HAIN HAM ;;;SSSSS;;



BOL JAHO TO FASLAY HAZAR HAIN;

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)