Ek admi ne dozak mai shetan se kaha
"kia mai apke mobile se apni bewi ko call karsakta hon?"
Call karne ke baad admi bola: Call ke kitny paise don?
Shetan bola:No charge, because hell to hell is free

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 447 views

Quotes of Mind…

Quotes of Mind…

1.Russian General in 1987:

“Pathans are the most brave people ever born on the earth,these people cant be defeated by force.”

2. By American General in 2004:

“We are fighting a meaningless war against the Rocks.”

3. By indian General in Siachin War:

“If there were no NWFP province in pakistan.

I am sure that atleast Kashmir was 0urs”

*Dont send ONLY bad msgs about pathanz.

We salute pathans.

Be united , We r all Pakistanis.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Ek Moti Aurat Doctor se

Ek Moti Aurat Doctor se:Suna hai Khelne Se Motapa kam hojata hai,Par Mujhay Koi FarQ Nahi Para.

Dr: Konsa Kheil Khelti Ho ?

MOTi: CHErri Uddi KAAn UddA :

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pehly 3 lagaen

Sardar g p.c.o gaye aur jate hi p.c.o wale ko 3 zordar thapar mare?

Q k

shop pe likha tha ,ptcl number dail karne se pehly 3 lagaen

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Jija: saali se, ap ke yahan ki sab se

Jija: saali se, ap ke yahan ki sab se famous cheez kaunsi he?

Saali: jija ji, jo famous thi, use to ap legaye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy kissed her girlfriend

Boy kissed her girlfriend while they are sitting in
a public place
Girl: No dear that’s not the time for that all ll be
after the marriage.
Boy: Don’t worry my sweet heart I am already
married.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)