1 behra scooter ghasit k la raha tha

2nd behra-petrol khatm ho gya kya
1st- nhi yar petrol khatm ho gaya

2nd- ohh.!Mujhe laga petrol khatm ho gya!!:-P

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 715 views

Golu Found His Wife Having Affair.

golu Found His Wife Having Affair.

Golu Decided 2 Kill Her And Himself.

golu Ne Apne Kaan Pe Gun Lagayi Or Wife Ko Bola,

“Khush Mat Ho.
Agla Number Tera Hai!!:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Enginr sahb ka ghr konsa h

1980
Enginr sahb ka ghr konsa h?
wo jo bada bngla h,wo"
2010 "xcuse me,
yha engineer ka ghr konsa h?
"abey kisi b ghr me ghus ja. ek na 1 to hoga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

banian s dons

Bania’s son: Daddy meri door ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banwa do. Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Woh dekh kya hai? Son: Suraj Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Please tell my Future

One frog asked Astrologer: Please tell my future

Astrologer: A smart girl will touch you.

Frog: Great..! But when & where?

Astrologer: next semester in Zoology lab

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

True Politicial Story

Supposedly G.B. Shaw once sent Winston Churchill some tickets for the first night of one of his plays.

Churchill then sent Shaw a telegram to the effect: "Cannot come first night. Will come second night if you have one."

Shaw promptly replied: "Here are two tickets for the second night. Bring a friend if you have one."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)