Define, Biology and sociology?

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If new born baby looks like his father it is

biology,

if he looks like his neighbor than it is called

sociology

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 559 views

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.

Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa bakri le ker bus main chadha

Santa bakri leker bus me chadha is baat pe cndctor
ne use dhakka maar k bahar kar diya.santa bola-
Agar mere sath ladies sawari na hoti to phir mai
tujhe batata.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Pathan Jahaz Mein

Ek Pathan Jahaz Mein Ek Seat Par Beth Gaya Aur Wahan Se Uthne Ka Naam Hi Nahi Le Raha Tha,

Logon Ne Bohat Minnate Ki Magar Woh Na Mana Aur Bola: “Khan Ka Zuban Ek Hai Hum Apna Faisla Nahi Badlega”

Ek Shakhs Ye Sab Dekh Raha Thha Vo Pathan Ke Pass Gaya Aur Uske Kaan Mein Kuch Bola To Pathan Forn Uthkar Agli Seat Par Beth Gaya

Log Hairan Ho Gaye Aur Uss Shakhs Se Pucha Ke Tumne Ussey Kya Kaha Jo Woh Maan Gaya.

Admi Ne Kaha: “Simple Mene Puchha, Khan Sahab Aap Kahaan Jaoge?”

To Pathan Ne Bataya: “Dubai”

To Maine Kaha: “Dubai Ki Seet Agli Hai, Yeh To Australia Ki Seat Hai.“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Biologist experiment

There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!". The frog jumps 2 feet. He writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 4 legs - jumps 2 feet'.

Next he chops off one of the legs and repeats the experiment. "Jump frog jump!" he says. The frog manages to jump 1.5 feet. So he writes in his lab book: 'Frog with 3 legs - jumps 1.5 feet'.

He chops off another and the frog only jumps 1 foot. He writes in his book: 'Frog with 2 legs jumps 1 foot'.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

khud parh ker dekhi hai.

Pathan to Molvi: kya wazu kiye bina Namaz ho jati hai?
Molvi: Nahi,
Pathan: Hoti hai yaar!
Molvi: Nahi hoti Bhai.
Pathan: Maine khud parh ker dekhi hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)