Na cheeno mere mulk ki

Na cheeno mere mulk ki larkiyoo se Mobile ki service "REHMÄÑ MÄLIK"

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Ek yahi to kam hai jis ki waja se wo gar k kam waqt se pehly kr leti hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 511 views
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