Staying At A Small Town Hotel,
A Man Ordered Tea.
Shortly Afterwards,
A Girl Threw Open The Door.
Sugar In Your Tea? She Shouted.
No, Thank You, Man Replied.
Ah, Well,
Don’t Stir It Then…

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 970 views

Sharmaji Barae Bade Kamaal Ke Hai

2 Sharmaji chess Khel rahe The

1st sharmaji - Bahut ho gaya ,ab khel band karte hai

2nd -thik ha , wais bhi tera ghora aur mera hati hi bacha ha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge

Kuch is tara dosti nibayenge,

Nokri na mili to bilkul nahi ghabraenge,

Dono station pr chaye ki dukan lagayenge,
Tum chaye banana
Hum chaye chaye chilayenge..

by Raju (few years ago!)

1 charsi Bhang bana raha tha

1 charsi Bhang bana raha tha.
1 admi bola:
Yaar, dunya chaand pr pohnch gai or tum yahan bhang bana rahay ho.

Charsi:
Mei b ye pee k bas nikalney he wala hun.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher: Tumhaare aur harish ka

Teacher: Tumhaare aur harish ka answer ek jaisa hai, woh kaise?
Student: Kyunki question ek hi tha na masterji, isliye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu

RAILWAY INTERVIEW of Pappu :P

Interviewer:- agar do trains ek hi line pe aa gayi to kya karoge ?

Pappu :- Jee, red light dikhaunga..

Interviewer:- Red light na ho to ...?

Pappu :- Torch dikhaunga..

Interviewer:- Torch na ho to ...?

Pappu:- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.

Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to ...?

Pappu:- Fir main apni mousi ke ladke ko bulaunga.

Interviewer:- Wo kyun...? kya wo traino ki takkar rok dega ?
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Pappu:- Jee nhi,
wo kya h na k usne kabhi 2 traino ki takkar nahi dekhi....P :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)