Life while doing m.b.b.s

Life while doing m.b.b.s

1sr yr: yahoo i’m in Medical college

2nd yr: kahan phans Gaya? Help me

3rd yd: severe Migraine, sometimes Pagalpan bhi

4th yr: aah soon it’ll b over
5th yr: finaly it’ll b over job : i love myself

W8 a min ! Something is missing
Ohhh !!! Meri “jawani”:(

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