Jagjit singh

Jagjit Singh: Ye daulat bhi lelo.. Ye Shaurat bhi
lelo. . . Ye daulat b lelo,ye shaurat b lelo... Santa:
Ye bechara bahut pareshan hai iski aurat bhi lelo..

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 561 views
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