GOLU :chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha.

MOLU: Is ko cheel to lo.

GOLU: Cheelne ka kia zarurat hai,hum ko yaqeen hai is k andar KELA he hai.:-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1178 views

Laloo got promotion from clerk to manager

Laloo got promotion from clerk to manager.

He went home and told his wife in new style “You will sleep with a manager today…”

Wife fell unconscious.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Now run

Ek chota baccha bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada
darwaje ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.Toh
ek budha aadmi aaya aur kaha:
Budha aadmi: Kya kar rahe ho beta?
Baccha: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hoon.
Budha aadmi (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya, ab
kya hai?
Baccha: Ab bhago!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Husband and wife

Husband and wife chori k topic pr baat kr rahy thay.

Husband: Jo shakhs chori krta ha wo bad mein zarur pachhtata ha.

Wife said romanticaly: Aur tm ne jo shadi se pehly meri nindain churai theen un k bary mein kya khyal ha?

Husband: mein ny pehly he keh dia ha jo chori krta ha pachtata zror hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Charsi qabristan

Charsi Qabristan Me Churs P Rha Tha.
Police: Kya Kr Rhe Ho ?
Chrsi: Abu K Lia Dua.
Police: Ye To Bache Ki Qabr Hy.
Chrsi: Abu Bachpan Me Hi Mrgye Thy.:-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

BV Bhag gai

Santa: Yaar suna hai teri BV bhag gai? Tera kya kehna hy?
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Banta: Bs yaar kya kahon
"Kabi Khushi Kabhi Gham"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)