chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha
GOLU :chilkay samait KELA kha raha tha.
MOLU: Is ko cheel to lo.
GOLU: Cheelne ka kia zarurat hai,hum ko yaqeen hai is k andar KELA he hai.:-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1003 views
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