Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon
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10 mint baad
Teacher: Train dikhawo
Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 925 views

papa jab sab shadi kar ke

Son:papa jab sab shadi kar ke pareshan hai tu shadi kyu kartay hai?

Papa: Beta aqal Badam khanay
Se nahi Thokar kha ke aati hai:->

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

whom do u like more mama or papa

Papa: whom do u like more mama or papa

kid: both
Papa: no tell me 1
Kid: both
Papa: if i go america & ur mother go to paris Where u go
Kid: paris
Papa: this mean u like ur mother
Kid: no
Paris is beautiful then america
Papa: if i go paris & ur mother go america so where u go
Kid: america
Papa: why kid: bcuz i havent been there before

Papa: Ullu da Pattha

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bhikari (Aadmi say) bhayi do ropay ka sawal hai?

Bhikari (Aadmi say) bhayi do ropay ka sawal hai?
Aadmi : Sirf do rupay hi ka kiun?
Bhikari: Mein aadmi ki awqaat deikh kar hi mangta hon.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Greedy Lawyer

Lawyer: Now that your case is settled, I'd like to explain my fees to you.

You owe me $600 now and $355.85 a month for the next 48 months.

Client: "I've never heard of such a fee schedule! Why, it sounds so much like car payments!"

Lawyer: "Yeah, you're actually right -- mine."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sardar vs faqeer

FAKEER: ary baba kuch dy do bohat bhooka hu,
SARDAR: 100 rupya dikhaty huy bola 50 rupy hn tmary paas??? faqeer kush ho kar g hein.
SARDAR: ty ja fir roti khaa ly:p

by sarmad abbas (few years ago!)