Teacher to Student: Art ki copy mai train banawo, mai 5 mint mai aarahi hon
.
10 mint baad
Teacher: Train dikhawo
Students: Ap late hogayi, Train 5 mint pahle hi chali gayi

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 673 views

An elderly woman

An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

What is your fees?

Banta to Lawyer: What is your fees?

Lawyer: Rs 5000/- for 3 questions.

Banta: Isn't it too high?

Lawyer: Yes, it is. What is your third question?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Shama Chahta Hon

HINDU ja raha tha Pathan say takar ho gy

HINDU: Me shama chahata hun

Pathan: Shama ko hum bhi chahta hai lekin Uska baap nahi manta. :(

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

The newlywed wife said

The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, we`re going to be three in this house instead of two."

Her husband ran to her with a smile on his face and delight in his eyes. He was glowing of happiness and kissing his wife when she said,

"I`m glad that you feel this way since tomorrow morning, my mother moves in with us."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho

GirL:
Jab tum ko fone karo tum Shave kar rahe hote ho
Tm din mei kitni Shave karte ho?
Boy
30 se 40
GirL:
Kya tum PaGaL ho?
Boy:
Nahi Main
"Naeei" hon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)