Dada ji: Puter mere ander sai daant le aa
Pota: Per Dada ji abhe khane ka time nahi hoa
Dada ji: Oh yar wo samne wali buddi ko smile pas kerni

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 1077 views

Valentine Day's

After she woke up, a woman told her husband, "I just dreamed that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?"

"You'll know tonight." he said.

That evening, the man came home with a package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she opened it - to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jithe Marzi So Jao

Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa..
Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..!
Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Bahar Nikal

Pathan: Yara Toilet se jaldi
Bahar Nikalo, Hum Ko Bhi Jana Hai..
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Sardar: Sun Raha Hai Na Tu..
Dho Raha Hun Me :-) :-D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ustaad: Ali aur Bilawal tum dono

Ustaad: Ali aur Bilawal tum dono aaj phir late aaye ho.
Ali: Sir mera ruppaeyya gum ho gya thaa.
Ustaad Bilawal se: Aut tum kyoun late aaye?
Bilawal: Sir main us kay rupaeyye pay pao rakh kay khara thaa.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Kabhi To Biwi Ko Baksh Do

Santa Ki Jab Nayi Nayi SHadi Hui Thhi To Wo Apni Patni Ke Har Kaam Mein Nukks Nikalta Thha.

Ek Din Santa Apni Patni Ko Kehta Hai.

Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa”

Patni: “Yeh Lo Boil Kiya Hua Anda”

Santa: “Gadhi, Yeh To Fry Kerna Thha”

Kuchh Din Bad

Santa: “Ja Anda Le Ker Aa”

Patni: “Yeh Lo Fry Kiya Hua Anda”

Santa: “Ullu Ki Pathi, Yeh To Boil Karna Thha”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)