Dada ji
Dada ji: Puter mere ander sai daant le aa
Pota: Per Dada ji abhe khane ka time nahi hoa
Dada ji: Oh yar wo samne wali buddi ko smile pas kerni
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 534 views
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