CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 852 views

Sardar vs conductor

Sardar:should i buy ticket to my children also?
Conductor:yes,only if the are above 8.
Sardar:thanks Allah i have only 6 children

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Kutta

Sardar was standing in door with a Gun in hand
Bewi: Yahan kion khary ho
Sardar: Shair ky shikar par ja raha hon
Bewi: tu jawon na
Sardar: Kaisay jawon bahir kutta baitha hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Teacher. give mevthree reason

TEACHER :Give me three reasons why the world is
round
Pupil : Well my dad says so, my mum says so and
you say so !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

1 party

1 Party me sab log ulti kar rahe the..
Banta: Sab ko kya Hua?
Santa: Maine Ulti ki thi,
In Logo ko Bura Laga, To Maine Wapas Pee lee

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Laloo to his P.A

Laloo to his P.A.: Itne khiladi kyun football ko laat maar rahe hai?

P.A.: Goal karne ke liye.

Laloo: Susra, ball toh pahle se hi gol hai aur kitna gol karenge

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)