Jhoot Nehin Bolna

CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

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