“1 shaks shadi k leay marriage bureau gaya
Office band tha
Or bahar Door per Notice laga howa tha
1 baje se ly k 3 baje tk office band rahe
ga TAB TAK AAP PHIR SOCH Lain..!

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 800 views

Tera Bhai

Sardar Ko Har Bat Me “TERA BHAI” Kehne Ki Aadat Thi.

Wo Shadi K Bad
Apne Bedroom Me Gaya Or
Dulhan Ka Ghoonghat Utha K Bola:

“Kesa Lag Raha Hay TERA BHAI?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Dekhna Mera Gadha Nazar Aa Raha Hai

Tufani Barish Mein Ek Pathan
Ka Gadha Gum Ho Gya Tha

Pathan Dhonty Hoye 1 Park Pohanch Gaya Wahan 1 Larka Apni Girl Friend Ki Ankhojn Me Dewkhte Hoye Keh Raha Tha Mujhe Tumhari Ankhon Main
Pori Duniya Nazr Aa Rahi Hai

Pathan :Dekhna Mera Gadha Nazar Aa Raha Hai Kya

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tum Kitnay Saal K Ho?

Billi: Tum Kitnay Saal K Ho?
Hathi: 3 Saal Ka Hu.
Billi: 3 Saal K Ho Our Itnay Baray Kesay?
Hathi: Nido Peeta Hu.
Sehat Ki 10 Khoobiyo Wala.
Tumhari Umar Kya Ha?
Billi: 30 Saal.
Hathi: 30 Saal Ki Our Itni Choti?
Billi: Fair&lovely Use Karti Hu.
Umar Ka Pata Hi Nahi Chalta ;)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's

Sardar Ji checked his girlfriend's mobile to know under what name she had saved his number, when he dialed his number from her phone, it showed "TIME PASS NO. 8"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Seeing a Bikini

A very fat woman comes into a store and tells the clerk,

"I would like to see a bikini that fits me."

Clerk, "me too..."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)