Police to shrabi
police to sharabi-:
kahan ja raha hai be,
sharabi daru pine se hone wale nuksaan par
parvachan sun ne ja rha hoon,
police itni raat ko koun deta hai parvachan,
sharabi meri biwi
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 862 views
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