police to sharabi-:
kahan ja raha hai be,
sharabi daru pine se hone wale nuksaan par
parvachan sun ne ja rha hoon,
police itni raat ko koun deta hai parvachan,
sharabi meri biwi

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 931 views

A husband and wife

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Santa: Ye bata aurten

Santa: Ye bata aurten aadmi ke mukable jayada
kyun hoti hain?
banta: are yaar, unki biwiyan jo nahi hoti.
Santa kangaal ho gaya toh apni biwi se kaha-
bachhon ko apni nani ke yaha chod aao aur tum apni
maa ke pas chali jao aur mein aisa karta hu apne
sasural rahne chala jata hu.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Aliens Attack

resident Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.

"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news & bad news."

"Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first."

"The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet."

"Gosh, and the good news?"

"The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Pappu Aur Uski Girl-Friend

Pappu Aur Uski Girl-Friend Ghar Mein Bethe Hue The To Pappu Ne Us Se Puchha

Pappu: “Do You Know Sperms Are Made Of Glucose & Sugar”
Girl-Friend Hairani Se: “Sach? Yaar Yeh Baat To Mujhe Pata Hi Nahi Thi, Thanks.”

Pappu: “Chalo Ab Isi Baat Par Muh To Mitha Kar Lo“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

lie

A Boss Asks his Employee:
"Do you believe that there is Life After Death?".

Employee:
"Certainly not, there's no proof of it".

Boss: "Well, there is now.

After you left early yesterday to go to your brother's funeral, he came here looking for you." ... xD xP

by Syeda Rohama Dilawar (few years ago!)