Damn I am really so cute

When you feel sad - to cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"Damn I am really so cute".
You'll overcome your sadness.
But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.
Happy April Fool!

by lescol (few years ago!) / 945 views
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