Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha
Santa Kumar ko apna apna gadha bechna tha.
Usne apne sare friends ko sms kiya: Agar tumhe kabi kisi gadhey ki zaroorat ho to mujhe yaad kar lena!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 865 views
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