Baba Koi Naukri Nahi Mil Rahi Hai

Bhakt-Baba mujhe koi naukri nahi mil rahi

Baba- Ye kutta bohot aa raha hai? Kabhi kisi kutte ko khana khilaya

Bhakt-Nahi baba,hamare wahan kutte nahi milte

Baba-Esi liye to kripa ruki hui hai, Koi baat nahi mujhe hi khaana khila dena

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 862 views
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