Snta K Tange Nili Ho Gyi

Snta K Tange Nili Ho Gyi,
Dr: Zeher h Katni Padegi.
Tang Kat Kr nakli Laga Di.
2Din Bad, Nakli Tange B Nili Pad Gyi.

Dr: Ab Bimari Smjh Ayi JEANS Rang chorti h.

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