'Double sawari pay bohat sakht pabandi hay
faraz

bach gaye to jholay lal :-....'

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 583 views

Girl’s father-

Girl’s father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath guzare.

Boyfriend- Bus, isiliye main use
yaha se le jane aya hun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Larki Totay Se: Main Kesi Lagti Hoon

Larki Totay Se:
Main Kesi Lagti Hoon

Tota:
Awara Lagtee Ho

Larki:
Tota Badtameez Hay
Shopkeeper Ne Totay Ko Leja Ke Pani Me Dubaya Or Pocha: Gali De Ga?
Tota :
Nahi

Larki Totay Se:
Agar Mere Ghar Per Mere Sath Ek Admi Ay To Tum Kya Socho Ge

Tota:
Tumahra Shohar Hoga

Larki:
Agar 2 Admi Ho To

Tota:
Tumhara Shohar And Devar

Larki:
Agar 3 Ho

Tota:
Shohar Devar And Bhai

Larki:
Agar Ho To?

Tota:
Pani Lay Aao Mene Pehlay Hi Kaha Tha
K
Awara Hai

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Sardar

Sardar: Apki gari (car) ka naam kia hai
Lady: I don't remember it name now but its starts with "T"
.
Sardar: O that's good.. hamari gari tu Petrol se start hoti hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Aik phatahn ko

1 Pathan ko Gadhay ne laat mari,

Pathan ko Ghussa Aya wo utha,

Aur Gadhay ko 4 – 5 laaty mar kar bola:

Aainda Apne baap k 7 badtamizi ni krna.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

A Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park

A Sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "Kyon Sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" 

Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)