MohaBat ki saZa
Us ne kaha,
MjhE MohaBat ki saZa do.
MeNe Jaa kr sb kuch uski Ammi ko Bata dya.
YaaHoO
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_/ /_ JhaRoO Se Piti KAMINI,
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 942 views
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