bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjaam ??

Dnt say wah wah Plz feel the pain ... (o_O )

bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjam ??

MUNNA bana MBBS aur MUNNI hui badnaam

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 895 views

1 Ghar se chuntiyo(ants) ki

1 Ghar se chuntiyo(ants) ki kataar darwazay se bahar nikal rahi thi.

GHAR k malik ne pucha,"tum sab chuntiya, kaha ja rhi ho."

CHUNTIYA boli,"tum jese kanjus aadmi k ghar pe rehne se acha hay k ham kisi aur jaga HIJRAT(MIGRATE) kar jae..."

MORAL:
yar kuch to sharam karo. ITNI kanjusi b achi nhi hoti ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Lalu-Rabri Funny Riddle

Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumari.

Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint to do?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Husband texts to Wife

Husband texts to Wife on cell…
hi, what r u doing?
Wife- i m dying..

Husband jumps with joy but types Sweet Heart, how can i live without u?
Wife- u idiot i m dying my hair..

Husband- bloody english language..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Eyes: To look at you Hands

Eyes: To look at you Hands: To pray for you Mind: To care for u Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan is greater

Pathan is greater than Newton :-

Newton : When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down??
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Pathan : there is nobody in the air to catch it.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)