A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.

The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.

The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You bastard, you gave me a woman`s ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man`s or a woman`s."

"You`re wrong, I hear everything, but I don`t understand a thing!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 596 views

Ek aurat coma main chali gai

Ek aurat coma main chali
gai . . .Pati murda samjh kr jalane
chala ....

Raste main arthi khambe se
takrane se aurat ko hosh agaya...

1 saal bad aurat sach main mar
gai . . .

Sab log RAM RAM SATYA hai
bolty ja rahe thy
. Lekin .

Pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi

KHAMBA BACHA ke.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Atom to Policeman

Atom: I’d like to report a missing electron.

Policeman: Are you sure?

Atom: Yes, I’m positive!

Hahahaha...

by WAQAR (few years ago!)

Funny

Full form of Girl
.
.
G :Gappo mai sab se agey
..
I : Innocent sirf shakal se
..
R : Rone ki automatic
machine
.
.
L : Ladai me sab ki maa..:P:P true

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan na apna bacha ka naam america rakh lea . Logo na pocha aap ka dushman ha america aap na apne bache ka naam america rakh lea . Pathan : na kaha hum dunya ko batana chahta ha ka pathan america ka baap ha .

Aur Aes tarah jang shoro ho ge.

America : Hum Chand per jakr jahaz banyge . Pathan : hum soraj pr ja kr naswar banayga . America : Tum jal jaega. Pathan : Hum Pagal nhe hum raat ko jayga.

HAHAHAHAHAHAH.

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Gadhe Par Nibandh

Master Ji: Kal Meine Tujhe Gadhe Par Nibandh Likhne Ko Bola Tha, Chal Dikha Kya Likha ? Student:

Master Ji, Jaise He Nibandh Likhne Ke Liye Pencil Lagai, Gadha He Bhag Gaya..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)