A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.

The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.

The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You bastard, you gave me a woman`s ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man`s or a woman`s."

"You`re wrong, I hear everything, but I don`t understand a thing!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 597 views

An engineering student

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have? Sweeper: I have the job.

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

pathan in interview

Ek pathan interview dene gaya us say pucha gaya aap kitne behen bhai hain..
Pathan: 5 behen bhai,
In mein aapka No kon sa hay?
.

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Pathan: Mera No Zong ka hay.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Ladko Ke Fandaa

Ladko Ke Fandaa:
Uss Se Bichad Jane Ke Baad

Main To Marne Hi Wala Tha
Ki… Achanak Yaad Aaya,
Abbey Uski Saheli Ne Bhi To Apna Number Diya Tha
Tab Jaan Mein Jaan Aayi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tere Kolon Aj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani

Pathan: Halwai Se,
Tum Kitne Saal Se Jalebi Bna Rhy Ho!

Halwai: Bare Fakhar Se
30 Saal Se,

Pathan: Lakh Di Lanat E
Tere Kolon Aj Tak Jalebi Sidhi Nai Bani..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sham singh nahi Samsung

Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega
Salesman : Pata nahi
Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai.
Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG
hai!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)