A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him.

The new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel.

The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You bastard, you gave me a woman`s ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man`s or a woman`s."

"You`re wrong, I hear everything, but I don`t understand a thing!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 845 views

Students of college

How was your blind date ? " a college student
asked her roommate.
" Terrible ! " the roommate answered. " He showed
up in his 1932 Rolls Royce".
" Wow! That's a very expensive car. What 's so bad
about that ? "
"He was the original owner."

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha

Sasur ne Daamaad se kaha : 6 saale me 8 baache.Ye kya hai?

Daamaad : Maine aapse kaha tha Gareeb jarur hu par aapki beti ko kabhi khali pet nahi rakhunga!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Black condam

Santa:black condom dena
dokandar:black hi kiun?

Santa :prosan ka shohar mar gaya hai afsoos k lye jana hai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Ajeeb Beemari

Mareez: Mujhy
Ajeeb Beemari Hy Jab Meri Bv Bolti Hy TO Mujhy Kuch Sunai Nai Deta.
Doctor: Ye Beemari Nai,Tum Par ALLAH Ke
Khaas Rehmat Hai..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

FB page Admin hone ki sabse badi

FB page Admin hone ki sabse badi
problm....
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Sari ladkiyo ko lagta ki iski to
pahle se hi girlfrnd hogi :-)
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Unko kya pata isee vajah se aaj
tak
single hu mai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)