Pathan: Maine Khat Likha Tha K Meri Shadi Per Ana Tum Q Nahi Aye?

Dost: Mujhe Khat Mila He Nahi

Pathan: Maine Likha Tha K
Khat Mile Ya Na Mile Tum Zaror Ana.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 926 views

Hero Ne Apne Duplicate Ka

Hero Ne Apne Duplicate Ka Majak Udate Hue Us Se Puchha

Hero: “Yaar Tu Bilkul Mere Jaisa Hai, Kya Teri Maa Hamari Kaam Wali Thi”

Duplicate Ne Badi Masumiyat Se Muskurate Hue Jawab Diya.

Duplicate: “Nahi Sir, Mera Baap Aapke Yaha Par Driver Tha“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I gave a moving performance

Santa: I gave a moving performance in singing.
Banta: What do you mean by moving performance?
Santa: Everyone moved out of theatre.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Nokar malik se bola

Nokar malik se bola: sab yeh kesi bhains le aye hein itni der masalne k baad bhi thora sa doodh nikalti hai

Malik: wo bhains nahi bhainsa hai
Nokar:Pehle batatey mein to kal se apko usi ki chaaye pila rha hoo

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Purani Baat

MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.

MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?

MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Heaven And Hell

In Heaven:

The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Italian,
The bankers are Swiss.

In Hell:

The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Italian.


In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:

The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)