Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
Boy: UncLe Mai 1 Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa Hu.
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UnCLe: To UsKe BaaP Ko CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDiKi BaaT KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe, CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 871 views
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